Cereal Rapist Pocket Tee
Cereal Rapist Pocket Tee
Okay so I’m about to blow some minds with what a pocket tee is. Think like, a normal shirt, right? Now slap a convenient lil storage pouch right over your left titty. It’s genius. Like Einstein wishes he thought of this shit. Ever wanted to carry some shit on your chest? Now you can. If you’re one of those types that keeps small rodents as a pets swipe this incredible example of modern clothing engineering and give your pet rat a place to chill while your go about your daily acts of hooliganism and tomfoolery. Featuring our "Cereal Rapist" design.
(Pocket Tees are made from a combination of Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, they run true to size as well as feature a tear-away label. Source model: Bella Canvas 3021)
DISCLAIMER: DO NOT try to smuggle anything though TSA with this shirt. THEY CAN SEE THROUGH THE POCKET. We are now involved in a very tedious lawsuit with the feds cause we learned this the hard way :)